Our friend Bojacob is the only “Human” co-worker left in our department that is still a bachelour ( G. i said Human so shush ).
This contest is set to find him a wife.
Rules:
- Participant age must be between 0.0001 & 999.999
- Participant must have some geeky Genes
- Participant must be willing to live new heights
- Participant must play Rockband ( Vocals priority ) <– this is to complete our band not for the current contest
- a C.V. must be submitted to the community for review and screening.
- Participant will be subjected to intense interrogations and Quizzes to determine the level of Geekness
- Winner will get $1000000 $5000000000 Zimbabwian Dollars in addition to Bojacob ( prize is not changeable or refundable )
P.S: Forgot to mention participant MUST be a female
9213 hits on the site and still we cant find a wife for Bojacob ? cmon ladies use your connections
I’ll spread the word, we need to get Bojacob hitched.
yeah that will teach him not to laugh on us again YArrrrrrrrrr:P
lol at live new heights! HAHAHA! Sorry BJ ;p this makes me off the list then ;p
Well if such female exist, I would fight Bojacob to death for it. And besides, marriage would make him leave your department
women absolutely don’t need to be geeks and if a woman like that exists, I will kill her myself! la laa
chika: Lol rules are rules btw what happened to your FB ?
Bashar: he will challenge you to a song of death on rockband
you will !win that fight 
chika: NOOO don’t kill her please punish her with Bojacob
Come onnnn! I’m lenient! She just has to have three legs.
LOOOL!!! 3 legs!? ok.. he deserves it then; MJ am there
quiet bas
chika: cool found you again u disappeared for sometime from our profiles.
Since my 3 legs comment was about to get censored by certain conservative co-workers, I will rephrase and say she has to have two legs and an extra-
Wait, that’s worse!
Sheez, all you married people suck :p
ok so “Qt”s people are innovative ;p wein Hammour then?! 7atta taktamel el jam3a
grumbling & everything around me is crumbling by the sound of my voice!
the awakening!!”who’s caling”!
Bojacobna?!!
..
affa 3aleek, ehwa ygool “bah” ! o yelga 1000 nerdiya jeddama!
hahahaha Thats the funniest thing i ever heard…
then we have to make a female version of you mjkout.
Hammour: gal bah wo mah wo kilshay maskeen yala thab6a.
e-man: lol that didn’t sound right… anyway there aren’t any female versions of me or i would have put on her a dishdasha and let her work instead of me
lama telgaha goli :p
Looool! MJ, it did not sound right at all!
hathi qe9at el bah was when my dad kan y7en 3alay, tezawaj, fe banat ktir ya m7ammad, enteh bes oul Bah, chan agolla BAH!.. ween?! mako!
Bojacob should try bahing bel avenues o hal places that i dont like
LOOOL @ Rockband vocal requirement XD
guys guys come down , i think i know the right girl for him … Kout’s daughter looooooooool
okay okay okay fine … let him be single for ever 
by the way ahm shy g is not human loooool that cracked me up wala
i remember my uncle used to say i’ll never marry unless you find me a girl with a ” GREEN ” skin ! yeah green .. man the dude was nuts !! :S
Navy : i don’t have kids
, and who said G is not Human ? * inncent look * , did your uncle get married yet or should we make a post ust for him 
Who’s getting married!?? MJK, make a post for Hammour and let’s see the specs you detail *wiggle eyebrows*
1-Bashar, it’s a SHE, not it!
2-Chika, i’m a geek, come get me :p
3-Bojacob, marriage sucks! believe me!
why G isn’t human?
chica: Hammour has his own magic word *bah* to get thousands of wives he doesn’t need no post
blasha: let bojacob get married please, G is not a normal human he is a superduper human like intelligent being from a parallel world called Earthanium which produces a substance called tickly tackily tock that neutralizes his powers.
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he looks normal to me :/
normal guy with brains!!!!
and NO, i won’t let Bojacob gets married! over ma dead body!!!!!!! MUAHAHAHA
blasha: this is his undercover disguise and it worked after all
brains are not the issue here 
well, maybe u can… but not to a kuwaiti gurl, most of them are DULL!
and what’s his powers! i demand to know! NOW!
Thaaaaat’s sweet !
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starting a campaign to find bojacob’s a wife
too bad i don’t fit in any of these
ZaboOo6a: send in the C.V. and the committee will decide
When i come across her, i’ll be sure to bring her ur way.
Shoush: please do wo el age mo mohim tara
eee laaa 7ashaaa ma glt ;P
and yep he got hitched ;P and nooo she aint got no green skin !!
5,000,000,000.00 Zimbabwe Dollars =
2,409,631.042 KWD
Hmm…. does that include the mahr?
*thinks about it*
RockBandGuru : if the conditions apply please step forward
el mahr something else