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Jokes…

Posted by on November 8, 2006

1- Wife: Honey….. What are You Looking for?

Husband: Nothing.
Wife: Nothing…?? You’ve been reading our marriage certificate for an hour??
Husband: I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

2- Q – What is the Difference between Mother & Wife?

A – One Woman Brings you into this world crying… and the other ensures you Continue to do so.


3- Wife: Do you want dinner?

Husband: Sure, what are my choices?
Wife: Yes and no.


4- Wife: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?

Husband: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
Wife: You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?

Husband: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, “What other problem can there be greater than this one?”


5- Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
Boy: It’s very kind of you, darling, but I don’t have any worries or troubles.
Girl: Well that’s because we aren’t married yet.


6- Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.
Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.
Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy’s lap.


7- A newly married man asked his wife, “Would you have married me if my father hadn’t left me a fortune?”
“Honey,” the woman replied sweetly, “I’d have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU the FORTUNE”


8- Father to son after exam: “let me see your report card.”
Son: “My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents.”


9- Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire? ”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”
Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman. What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “Billionaire”

10- Girl to her boyfriend: One kiss and I’ll be yours forever.

The guy replies: Thanks for the warning. hahahahaha


11- A wife asked her husband: “What do you like most in me my pretty face or my sexy body?”
He looked at her from head to toe and replied: “I like your sense of humor

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